There are things that really 'get my goat' and things that just kind of get under my skin and give me the willies. A couple of things that get under my skin:
- Wet door handles (shiver)
- Mouth noises while eating, breathing, sitting still, etc.
I twittered about the mouth noises the other day with something like "mouth noises should be punishable with public humiliation and limericks written about the offender." I got one response with a limerick that I thought was just too too good not to share but Twitter doesn't allow more than 140 chars so here you go. Thanks @GenieSwan!
There once was an open-mouth-eater named Bart
Who chewed his food with lips wide apart
Bits of food flew around
With a disgustingly slurpy sound
But at least his bite was quieter than his fart.
If you're not twittering, you're so nineteen ninety NEVER. Get with it.