Kenny ://

Gun show

Poe and Gumby took a vacation

Don't get mad, I haven't had a chance to sit down and watch Poe and Gumby long enough to see them do something funny. I have a few ideas floating around in the mushy thing on my shoulders so, if you visit here to see that sort of thing, I apologize for my lack of creativity. It's all been squandered lately on playing solitaire and complaining about my school work load.

I would say this is a preview but it's really just something I thought would be a good waste of two minutes:

Dear God man

"Note to self, contact Dr. Magzerithingzanhamshire for a Cooty shot."

Who-doku?

“First of all, no I shall not help you with your who’s-a-what’s-it puzzle. Secondly, why do you not use pencil?”

How to introduce a new character

Someone gave me a small plush gnome to borrow and recommended that I include the gnome into the Poe and Gumby world. I'm just not sure of a few things with that. First of all, P and G don't really have a well founded relationship, they just do things together from time to time when there's a camera around. Secondly, I'm not sure threesome is what I'm going for here. It's so much easier to just come up with situations that could seem awkward or offputting between two characters.

Introducing a third person may be this pairs shark-jump. If you don't know what that means, I can't help.

Sorry, LV, I can't introduce the gnome just yet. Seems a little travelocity-ish and not quite what I'm going for. There's still a list of things the odd couple will have to go through before growing their circle of friends. I'm sure you understand. Plus, it's the odd couple, not the odd couple plus one. At least not for the time being.

Added bonus, you can record things into the gnome for him to repeat back to you. Right now, he sits on my desk at the office with "Oh no you di'int" coming out of him when you squeeze his belly in a high-pitched, helium induced gnome/dwarf/munchkin voice. Sorry, I meant "little person" voice.

Height challenged pranking

Why, NO I CAN'T REACH THE DOORBELL!!! Dear God, you shall be the death of me.

Et tu, Brute? Atkins for you, too?

You know I don't eat chocolate or carbs, they're not Atkins friendly. Besides, it shall go straight to my hips.

OMG, NFW

Do my eyes and ears deceive me?? Perchance, could it be you verily expect such fools as humans to believe that you are the rightful heir to the Nicole-Smith fortune by virtue of fathering her child? The spawn of the likes of you would haunt my very waking.

Another null pointer exception??

Dammit sir, I told you your fat-fingering would result in nothing but error. Now I must construct a verse so beautiful as to correct your poor java programming skills. Nevermore shall I cover for thee, quoth I myself.

Awwww, gimme a hug

I cannot face thee, for your joy only serves to magnify my despair. For that, I thank you.